Facebook Funny Status Updates That Get Attention

Facebook funniest status updates are great to share in your facebook wall, because publishing the funniest status updates in facebook profile would get you more attention from friends, these type of status updates will get you a lot of responses and comments, but, if really want to attention from your friends you have to show to them that you are giving your ttention first, and I mean that you should comment on their status updates wether they were funny or not, when you do this, each time you publish a new funny status update in facebook, you will get the same reation from your friends, Im not telling you to comment on all your friends status updates, all what im saying is that you may pick 5 or 10 best friends you have, and do them a favors by commenting their funny status updates, when you do this, they will do you a favor back each time you post any funniest status update, when the other friends see comments on your status updates they will be more encouraged to leave a comment and ive positive response for statuses, If you do all these steps, you will make sure that every time you write the funniest status updates you will get the best reactin and attention from your friends in facebook.

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Max: says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service
• Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
• Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
• What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
• The quickest way to get a lot of individual attention is to make a big mistake.
• I've built a wall. not to block anyone out, but to see who cares about me enough to climb over it.
• No matter what you are to the rest of the world, you're everything to me.
• Max: wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
• Max:is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
• Max: says always listen to your heart because even though its on the left side, it's always right.
• Max: does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair!
• Can I trust your hands to hold my heart, when it gets too heavy for me to carry in my chest?
• Max: is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you’ve figured her all out, she changes.
• Max: bets that in prison, everyone’s relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”
• Facebook deleted my profile, and now all of my friends think I’m dead.